© meliapond

i just sneezed so hard I fell out of bed

posted 1 hour ago with 5 notes

slurhater:

seriously though bisexuality being defined as attraction to men and women is a heterosexual’s definition of bisexuality actual bisexual groups and organizations have been defining it as attraction to two or more genders or same and other genders since the nineties and plenty of nb people actually id as bi and refusing to accept how we define ourselves is so absurdly biphobic and heterosexist and jfc it’s 2014 can other queer people fucking realize and acknowledge this

(Source: betweenbodies)

posted 2 hours ago with 12,158 notes
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absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

posted 2 hours ago with 567,062 notes
via: greetings · source: absentions
queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

posted 2 hours ago with 26,956 notes
via: texanus · source: tuxedo-tshirt

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

posted 2 hours ago with 95,584 notes
via: texanus · source: poyzn

tuscanystuff:

I actually really like this ad campaign.

(Source: drawing-interrupted)

posted 2 hours ago with 204,245 notes
via: droscrotch · source: drawing-interrupted

My internet Friends are Real!

iamirrelevent:

anyshippings:

jamietheignorantamerican:

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I’ll always be there for you.

Because that’s what friends are for.

I have to get some internet friends.

I WANT INTERNET FRIENDS >.<

posted 2 hours ago with 121,027 notes
via: obsessivefernweh · source: jamietheignorantamerican

blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

posted 2 hours ago with 745,534 notes
via: skanaia · source: alaaaaaaaaaaaaa-deactivated2014

fleshprince:

this is a cool test that gives you an rpg class and there are 100 possible results check it out

posted 3 hours ago with 1,800 notes
via: m4ge · source: fleshprince
You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
others whole. 
- i am seeing less and less of you (via pukin)

(Source: stolenwine)

posted 3 hours ago with 224,929 notes
via: billiejoesthighs · source: stolenwine
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

posted 3 hours ago with 50,545 notes
via: sociopath-red-pheasant · source: crusherccme

CAT SANCTUARY??¿!????!!?¿? yes

posted 3 hours ago with 2 notes

merrimynt:

When your crush uploads a selfie

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posted 3 hours ago with 309,823 notes
via: daftpunkcutie · source: merrimynt

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

posted 5 hours ago with 129,782 notes
via: peregrine-rnendicant · source: fartgallery

rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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posted 5 hours ago with 219,974 notes
via: texanus · source: rlmjob